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"I pray all the way to work and swear all the way home."
BARB LEIBFRIED, PRIOR LAKE, MINNESOTA
about driving in city traffic.
Try a new song.
"I read the editorial and then Germaine's quotes and
then I peel potatoes on it."
BARB LEIBFRIED, PRIOR LAKE, MINNESOTA
about the Gazette.
Pass the salad.
"They must have cleaned fish here. The Gazette is gone."
DENNIS BJORKLUND, VICTORIA, MINNEOTA
to the editor at the Victoria House.
Always in demand.
"I'm going to abstain from fasting and kill two birds
with one stone."
CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about his Lenten penance.
No meat on Fridays!
"It was just a bluebird day."
ALLAN ORSEN, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
snowmobiling in Yellowstone Park.
Keep it away from Chuck.
"She talks like you because she reads the Gazette."
DARVIN ISCHE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about babbling baby daughter Lauren.
You're jealous.
"A million what -- That's what I'd like to know!"
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
because Allan said the editor was "one in a million."
A million quotes?
"It's very hard to keep up with you because my battery
only goes 1,000 mph and yours goes 5,000 mph."
ALLAN ORSEN, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
to the editor.
Shoot the bunny.
"I woke up this morning and I said, 'How old am I?'"
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Glad you woke up.
"I figured out I was 77."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Three years younger than the Pope.
"I'm dwindling and I'm not even 80."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Please dwindle in the right direction.
"It took care of my backache when I bounced
down those stairs."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
That's the wrong direction.
"God is not a slot machine.
You don't go to Him
to GET something,
but to GIVE something."
MOTHER ANGELICA
EWTN
Give 'em hell, Angelica!
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