"It would be like taking a picture without heart."
FATHER ELSTAN
INDIAN RIVER, MICHIGAN
about taking the church steeple out of the City of Victoria logo.
You gotta have heart ...

"We are a nation of character, not because we believe in ourselves, but because we believe beyond ourselves."
GEORGE W. BUSH
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT
... miles and miles and miles
of heart.

"Why do women go after Democratic politicians?"
JERRY MICHEL
VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
talking about Clinton and Condit.
Their hair?

"When a sheep falls in mud, it gets out.  When a pig falls
in mud, it stays there."
BISHOP FULTON SHEEN
DECEASED TV PERSONALITY
Holy cow.

"He gave an elliptical
account of his relationship
with Chandry Levy."
TED KOPPEL
THE TALKING HEAD
about Condit's recent interview.
New geometry.

"I think you can lie
and be an honest man."
DAN BLATHER
NETWORK TV
Honest?

"The media have made heroes out of good liars."
RUSH LIMBAUGH
KSTP 1500
Isn't that an oxymoron?


"It must be the new math.
Save a million and
spend two million."
JIM PAULSEN
VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about School District #112 spending $1.8 million on the purchase of garages for school buses for the company that bid
$1 million below Salden Bus for the school bus contract.  (Whew!)
Elliptical.

"A lot of sweat equity
goes into miracles."
FR. BOB WHITE
ST. VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Every one?

"It's humbling
living with your family when it's more than three days."
FATHER BOB WHITE
ST. VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
who was on vacation in August.
Pick up your socks.

"In the Church today, there are no great writers, authors, composers, musicians, theologians..."
BENEDICT GROESCHEL
EWTN
Meet Germaine.

"I get my exercise because I keep dropping things."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
It bends the mind.

"I cancelled my doctor's appointment because I wasn't feeling well."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
It boggles the mind.