"Anybody can join a choir, but can they sing?" TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Can a Singapore sling? "You are a prophylactic writer." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to prolific Cowboy Tom. But can he sing? "Repaint!  And thin no more!" TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Thingle that roof. "It's good we have two water towers, one for hot and one for cold." GARY EKLUND, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA with the second tower newly constructed in the City of Victoria. And they're both Fahrenheit. "And we could have another one for soft." SHARON EKLUND, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA still on water towers. Fair Faucet. "If it wasn't for these two fingers, I couldn't spell." CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about using the computer keyboard. Bilingual. "My senior moments last all day." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA So get up at night. "Of all the women I've ever met, you are definitely one of them." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. I love absolutes. "Better not tell the animal control activists." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about the editor catching that shrew in a mouse trap last month. Tame that shrew. "Whatever I have to do, it can wait." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA so she can run around with the editor. A wait lifter. "God doesn't call the qualified, but qualifies the called." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Does He have Victoria's new area code? "Nobody can say you don't get the big picture." ALLAN ORSEN, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor as she just purchased a huge framed print. Should I sign it for you? "I'm not as old as my parents right now." LISA NOTERMANN, CHASKA, MINNESOTA daughter of Jerry and Gerda Schmieg. You're kidding. "Your scalp tells the truth and your hair lies." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN, about the coloring of old age. Dyehard. "I weigh more than most men." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA But how tall are you? "She's the boss of the world." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about The Lovely Denise. How much does she weigh? "My carburetor is carbureting, my accelerator is accelerating, & my piston is working, too." FATHER ELSTAN, INDIAN RIVER, MICHIGAN responding to "How are you?" What a pacemaker!