"Seventy-nine sounds better than 80, so maybe we shouldn't get together next year." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA talking about her birthday parties. Planning ahead. "The first 90 years go by pretty fast." BURGESS MEREDITH in GRUMPY OLD MEN Speed demon. "I should go see the doctor.  I don't know why, but I think I need a pelvic." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA You mean pedicure? "And I'll tell him, 'My sinuses are bothering me, too, as long as you're in the area.'" GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Brain drain. "Really, it's my feet that hurt." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA still on health issues. Outstanding in her field. "No matter how many hairs you have on your head, it hurts to have one pulled out." FULTON J. SHEEN EWTN People are funny.