"When the outrageous becomes the law of the land, a society begins to unravel." JOHN CORAPI, EWTN Bobbin along. "You can't make friends with people who insist on being your enemies." CAL THOMAS, FOX NEWS about the Israelis & Palestinians Fee fi foes. "There are no two sides to some issues." SOME PROFESSOR on FOX NEWS on the Mideast Turmoil. Spherical. "It takes both the black and the white keys of a piano to play the Star Spangled Banner." ANGELUS SHAUGHNESSY, EWTN And Francis Scott. "Many Americans live in a dream where facts and truth don't matter." BILL O'REILLY, FOX NEWS Bedlam. "Science without religion is lame. It can't go anywhere." ALBERT EINSTEIN, PROFESSOR/SCIENTIST Bedridden. "You got to get up early if you want to get out of bed." GROUCHO MARX IN AN OLD MOVIE Bedraggled. "I would have slept all day if you hadn't called." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. Imbedded. "I swatted two mosquitoes today." MIKE FAIRBOURNE, WCCO TV WEATHERMAN spoken on April 14th, 2002, before the snowstorm of April 21st. Neutralized. "Those who sanction terrorism must be neutralized." BILL O'REILLY, FOX NEWS Call Mike Fairbourne. "It's never your enemies that do you in.  It's your friends." ANONYMOUS, overheard by the editor. Pass the flyswatter. "If I'm going to be insulted, I'd rather be insulted  by my friends." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Suffering succotash! "It's like going to Paris, only cheaper." MARLENE SPELTZ, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about planning a trip to Quebec for their 25th wedding anniversary. French provincial. "I like funerals better than weddings because you get a lunch without having to bring a gift." (the late)TRAUGOTT SCHWALBE, CHASKA, MINNESOTA Where's the jello? "I'd rather stop somewhere on the way than sit and be so stiff for nine and a half hours." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about our next trip to see Father Elstan. Call the coroner. "When Dave and I have a car accident, we don't write about it nor tell the kids or they might take the car away from us." MARLENE SPELTZ, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. Key decision. "Divine Justice allows people to make their own mistakes." BENEDICT GROESCHEL, EWTN I'll take misfilet mignon. "Nothing can alter the fact that we live on a visited planet." J.B. PHILLIPS, quoted in Christianity Today Pass the spirits. "Kids today don't know the difference between a sacrament and a bicycle pump." RICHARD HO LUNG, MISSIONARY OF THE POOR, EWTN Up in the air. "You know why you're here? Because you're not all there." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA mainly talking to himself. Use the bicycle pump.