"I got a stamp from church." Addie Norgaard, age 4 About the Ash Wednesday smudge on her forehead. "A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." Irish Proverb "You get up in the morning and the first thing you know, you're going to bed again." M. Angelica EWTN, December 1999. "In the recent past, the best comedians -- like Jack Benny, Lucille Ball, Bob Hope - made fun of themselves, not others." Bernie Goldberg, January 18th, 2007 "My wife Mary and I have been married 47 years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." Jack Benny "Peace is the tranquility of order." Andrew Apostoli Quoting St. Augustine, February 2nd, 2007 "Americans are generous.  They give more to other people and causes than anybody else on the planet." Bill O'Reilly Fox News, November 29th, 2006 "Here's my strategy on the Cold War:  We win; they lose." President Ronald Reagan "In order to get the toothpaste out of life, you've got to squeeze it. Joyce Meyer "Living Everyday Life," February 7th, 2007 "If you're going to be happy, you have to be happy on purpose." Joyce Meyer "Living Everyday Life," February 14th, 2007 "May the roof above us never fall in, And may the friends gathered below it never fall out." Irish Blessing