"If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day." TOM STUMPF VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Give it to a woman. "Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a bar all day Sunday drinking beer." TOM STUMPF VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Holy Mackerel! "Now I can smell but I can't hear." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about her latest malady. Put on your glasses. "I shoulda gone to church but I went to the casino." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Something smells. "My nose drips and my mouth drools." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA her latest observation. Gravity. "People turn out the best for the people who make the best of the way people turn out." ART LINKLETTER ON LARRY KING LIVE February 18th, 2002 You're drooling. "There are no big shots in heaven." MOTHER ANGELICA EWTN Don't tell Germaine. "You never have any laughter in creation, until you get to man." BISHOP FULTON J. SHEEN EWTN The woman did it.