"I think it's the year of the boob." KATIE COURIC, NBC TODAY SHOW about revealing clothes being worn by professionals today. Which one? "Did you wake up grumpy, or did you let him sleep?" CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. What's it to ya? "Two beers and I know it all." ALLAN ORSEN, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA on vacation in the Dominican Republic. Have another one. "Three beers and I could write an encyclopedia." JOHN FLORA, FRIDLEY, MINNESOTA on vacation in the Dominican Republic. Have another one. "Four beers and I could start a newspaper." LLOYD PAULY, CHANHASSEN, MINNESOTA on vacation in the Dominican Republic. A sobering thought. "Just you wait until I get my retort!" THE EDITOR, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA on vacation in the Dominican Republic. Make it chocolate chip. "That's the story of my life." ALLAN ORSEN, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about the editor's last retort. So start a newspaper. "There were two fermented eggs on the golf course this morning." JOHN FLORA, FRIDLEY, MINNESOTA having seen a rooster roaming on Bavaro Greens. You're fertilized. "It's an udder catastrophe." ALLAN ORSEN, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about topless bathers on Bavaro Beach. Bovine Beach. "It's like a bunch of animals in mating season." MICHAEL PAULY, FATHER OF LLOYD commenting on the dancing of young people today. Write an encyclopedia. "Vanilla goes on the right hip, strawberry on the left hip, and chocolate on both butts." JOHN FLORA, FRIDLEY, MINNESOTA enjoying ice cream on vacation. Buttuminous. "Never drink water straight. Bourbon helps keep it safe." JOHN FLORA, FRIDLEY, MINNESOTA enjoying bourbon on vacation. Getting fermented. "Another day on the beach." LLOYD PAULY, CHANHASSEN, MINNESOTA Getting fried. "Forget being an engineer once in a while. Be normal." JAN FLORA, FRIDLEY, MINNESOTA to husband John. You mean civil? "I don't know how to say what I am feeling right now." DIONY MONTERO, HIGUEY, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC saying goodbye to Minnesota friends. Have another one. "If you start behaving, I know the end is near." CHUCK WELLER, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. Whose end?