"Usually fishermen are very good people." FR. CONRAN SCHNEIDER CHASKA, MINNESOTA in the homily at the Victoria funeral of Harold Wartman. Versus tax collectors? "... and liars, too." ART JOHNSON FUNERAL DIRECTOR during the same homily. Only white ones. "A fallacy is a fallacy no matter how fashionable it becomes." FR. ANGELUS SHAUGHNESSY EWTN Go fish. "We know that faith without works is dead. Faith needs action." PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH WASHINGTON, D.C. at the Nat'tl Hispanic Prayer Breakfast. Go garden. "He must be taking imagination pills." TOM STUMPF VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about Jamie Moore and new props at the Spring Choir Concert. Tile 'n All. "Starting in September there's a new sheriff in town." JERRY BENEKE VICTORIA, MINNESOTA as the new Lions' new Tail Twister. You and Denny Green. "After you get to be four-score you don't make any long-term investments." WILFY PLOCHER VICTORIA LIONS Charter Member and recipient of Melvin Jones Award. What's longer than eternal? "Political correctness is death." BILL O'REILLY FOX NEWS being himself, as usual. Then some of us should live forever. "God never said, 'Blessed are those who have things.'" MOTHER ANGELICA EWTN Give us wings! "He comforted a nation for 30 years." BILL ZEHME ESQUIRE MAGAZINE about Johnny Carson on NBC. Southern Comfort. "We're as close to the angels as to the apes." PHYLLIS CHESLER, PhD being interviewed on FOX News. Are you sure? "Marketers know our wounded side." LECTURE ON HUMAN NATURE EWTN which is why they can sell us stuff that we don't need. We're apes!