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"He's gonna die young, and I'm gonna bury him
face down so I can still kiss his butt."
MARY NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about husband Wayne.
Happy Father's Day.
"I'm Catholic on Saturday and Lutheran on Sunday."
WAYNE NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
talking about the new Saturday service at Trinity Lutheran.
And a banker Monday thru Friday.
"I was always going to call my next son Demetrius."
MARY NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
who probably just watched an old movie.
Cute.
"It sure is raining. Look at the puzzles!"
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Piddle, paddle, puddle.
"Sterling is good, but Waterford would be better."
MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about her reputation at the Victoria House.
Consider melamine.
"Can you tell me what we were celebrating last night?"
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
A full moon.
"Isn't it funny how rain just comes out of the sky?"
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Still puzzled.
"They should call us the Dixie Chicks."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Damn Yankees!
"If I didn't live in Minnesota, I'd walk home."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Out late in Indian River, Michigan.
Flying the Dixie coop.
"You wouldn't know if someone was different,
unless you had something in common."
DR. ROBERT TERRY, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER
Like feathers.
"When you get old, your fat turns to lard."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Who's makin' bacon?
"You already put it in twice that I look like a beached
whale in the bathtub."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Pull out the stopper.
"I don't like bathroom hormur."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
You better walk home.
"I hope you women get merit in heaven for some
of those shoes you wear."
MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN, speaking of fashions.
Sole support.
"I hate to see wasted pain."
MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN, still talking about high heeled shoes.
No pain, no gain.
"If you have enough legitimate love in your life, you don't need illegitimate love."
FR. SHAUGHNESSY, EWTN Well heeled.
"She was lippin' off and I grounded her for a week."
JERRY MICHEL, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
when asked where Jane was.
Sole mates.
"It ain't easy being you."
TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
to the editor.
Easy as pie.
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