"It is our baptismal call
to be Jesus."
FATHER BOB WHITE
ST. VICTORIA CATHOLIC CHURCH
On Corpus Christi Sunday.
Check your I.D.

"Even if you are
a minority of one,
the truth is the truth."
MAHATMA GANDHI
1869-1948
Major league.

"You cannot accept injustice. 
You must make it visible."
MAHATMA GANDHI
1869-1948
To whom?

"I told Dick for better or for worse and not for lunch."
NANCY MAYNARD
KINGSTON, TENNESSEE
whose husband is retired and home.
Hold the mayo.

"I don't have time to work."
NANCY MAYNARD
KINGSTON, TENNESSEE
who is home with Dick.
Buy a Timex.

"We will not leave the planet to the madness of a few terrorists and tyrants."
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
in his West Point Commencement Speech
on June 1st, 2002.
Fly me to the moon.

"You don't need
Weight Watchers
when you get dysentery."
NANCY MAYNARD
KINGSTON, TENNESSEE
who lost weight while living in Venezuela.
Moonlighting.

"Some people feel it is impolite and undiplomatic to speak the language of right and wrong."
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
West Point Commencement Speech.
And "inappropriate," of course.

"Moral truth is the same
in every culture
and every time and place."
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
West Point Commencement Speech.
Even Iowa?

"We are in a conflict between good and evil,
and America will call evil by its name."
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
West Point Commencement Speech.
Fat calories.

"Competition between great nations is inevitable,
but conflict is not."
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH.
West Point Commencement Speech.
Since when?

"The devil bites his own tail."
FR. BENEDICT GROESCHEL
EWTN
speaking mainly of the media.
A dog eat dog world.

"'Tis a sick bird that befouls its own nest."
FR. BENEDICT GROESCHEL
EWTN
quoting his late grandmother.
Crank the window.

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