More July 2002 Quotes

"I wish I had been born with darker skin so I wouldn't have to suntan."
GERMAINE JESBERG
VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Racial profiling.

"It was so hot
I thought my black shorts were going to ignite."
GERMAINE JESBERG
VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
Sunning on her deck.
Obscene.

"Courage is fear
that has said its prayers."
FR. ANGELLUS SHAUGHNESSY
EWTN
Now I lay me down to sleep.

"There's only one thing dumber than a turkey -- and that's the guy
who raises them."
WILFY PLOCHER
WACONIA, MINNESOTA
speaking about early days on the farm with his bride, Inez Plocher.
On eagles wings.

"Sometimes things that are too good to be true,
are true."
INEZ PLOCHER
WACONIA, MINNESOTA
as her daughter reported she was pregnant.
A candy kiss.

"There are hills and valleys and you always
get back to the hills."
INEZ PLOCHER
1921-2002
The eternal optimist.
The hills are alive
with the sound of music.

"I'm kind of an
optimistic pessimist."
K.J. McDONALD
WATERTOWN, MINNESOTA
Photographer and political activist.
Over hill, over dale ...

"If you go down,
we all go down."
JERRY FALWELL & PAT BOONE
to Congressman Robert Dornan
about the Catholic Church.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.

"A win for Tiger Woods
is a win for Minnesota."
PAUL MAGERS
CHANNEL 11 NEWS
since Hazeltine is hosting the PGA.
A tiger in the tank.