"The law has prevailed over the facts, but we don't know what the facts are." BILL SCHNEIDER, CNN NEWS covering the presidential election. Try FOX News. "Our Lord loves fat saints just like He likes skinny ones." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN Tipping the scales. "The only place I ever lose weight is my fingers." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA A thumb nut. "I go through a gallon of maple nut every week." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MN referring to her favorite ice cream. With your fingers? "Our search for truth is what defines us." G.K. CHESTERTON That's heavy. "I'm going to lie down and take a nap before I go to bed." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MN one evening after supper. The search continues. "You guys buy yourselves nice gifts at Christmas. I bought a cemetery plot." GERMAINE JESBERG because prices were going up in 2001. The search ends. "Don't believe everything you write." DAVE WILLIAMS, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. Be nice. "I bought my wife a snow shovel for Xmas, with a heated handle." VERN STEINMETZ, RIVER FALLS, WISCONSIN To stick where? "When you build a road in Victoria, we deserve a right to name it." JIM PAULSEN, VICTORIA CITY COUNCILMEMBER about the county's proposal to name Co.Rd. #18  after an Excelsior family. And baptize it. "When I don't have my contacts in, I don't hear as well either." JUNE HENNING, VICTORIA, comparing contact lenses with eyeglasses. Eye hear you. "I've always had to behave because my dad was so important." KIM ISCHE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA whose dad is Wayne Neubarth, president of the Victoria State Bank. He still is. "Lee Iacoco gives out of wealth;  Mother Teresa out of poverty." WAYNE NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, telling how Lions love humanity. Sides of a coin. "In Lionism, we give because it feels good." WAYNE NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MN District Governor of 5M2 Not a coin-cidence. "The Victoria Lions have been doing this for 34 years." WAYNE NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA How old is Kim? "My dad takes after me." KIM ISCHE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about Wayne again. With a spank stick. "Our legacy is made by what we do for others." WAYNE NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA continuing his speech about Lionism at their Christmas party in Victoria. A leg to stand on. "Legacies are made of organ donors." WAYNE NEUBARTH, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA And piano players too. "I know where I am once I'm there." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Trying to stay vertical.