"A window in a church is not for looking outside.  It's for looking up to the heavens." DUNCAN STROIK UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME architect of church design. No pane, no gain. "All of the computers are okay.  It's all of us with the Y2K bug." JAMIE MOORE, CARVER, MINNESOTA One flu over the cuckoo's nest. "I don't do feathers." GAIL GIESEKE, CHASKA VALLEY VET. CLINIC in her veterinarian practice. Whatever makes you tick. "My cands are told." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA My tot are hoes. It comes out once a month, whether there's news or not." DICK TIRK, CHASKA, MINNESOTA to the editor about the Gazette. Be nice. "You have to have feelings to be hurt." CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Or feathers. "I always think I should bring an empty jar along." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA for when she can't finish her tomato juice at the Victoria House. Old Mother Hubbard. "I always say I tell a lie, not a lay." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA practicing good grammar. A lady tector. "There is no amount of money that expenditures can't rise to."   CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Take two aspirin and get back to work. "At my age you don't invest in something that's 13 to 14 months down the road." ED VANDERLINDE, age 82, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA talking about stocks and bonds and stuff. Watching for potholes. "Every time I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, I know it's going to be a good day." AL FOLDEN, FORMER VICTORIA POSTMASTER For whom? "Everybody's younger than me except Bob Hope." GERMAINE JESBERG Don't forget Ed. "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there's not  fire in the furnace." GERMAINE JESBERG Cooking with gas. "I'm not going to pay for it until I move in." GERMAINE JESBERG referring to her cemetery plot at St. Victoria. A bird in the hand … "They are bldg blocks of what I've done with my life." TOM HANKS OF FILM AND FORTUNE referring to his stack of movie roles, most recently in The Green Mile. And what a carpenter! "It's better to be a holy bald man than to pretend." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN Wig, wag, wug. "The only time I'm left-handed is when I pick boogers." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA It's snot a berry patch. "I never expected doctors to call it boogers." GERMAINE JESBERG Who's in the knows?