"I think it's your duty to have full disclosure." JIM LARKIN, PLACIDA, FLORIDA to the editor about the car accident. Where's your modesty! "I can't believe I had  7 children, especially since the first one hurt." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Eve did it. "You know what you pretty much look like when the photographer asks if you'd like a retake." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about her photo for St. Victoria's new pictorial directory. Try saying gouda. "It hits my brain just right." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about Jesse Coghill's poetry in the Gazette. Skullduggery. "Mary had a little lamb, its fleas were white as snow, If he hollers make him pay, Eenie, meenie, minie, moe." SPANKY, MEMBER OF 'OUR GANG' It hits my brain just right. "When there was a shortage, I tell you it was hard." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Not having her cigarettes during World War II. A smoke alarm. "Kids nowadays don't know what it was like back then ... No pain, no suffering, no agronomy." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA ... no ecstasy ... "You should have a slumber party some night so I can wear my purple satin pajamas." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA (to the editor) Purple Satin Doll. "Sometimes in the morning I feel like I'm 90.  Well, I'm close." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA But do you feel good about yourself? "Sometimes if all your teammates do is stay out of the way, they're still on the team." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA (talking about team players.) Hitting the head on its nail. "I think we should put a steeple on the water tower and make the rest of the people mad." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA 'cause some don't like the cross on the city logo. Jumpin' jihad. "If you get away with it, it's bravery.  If you don't, it's stupidity." CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Get away. "You have my deepest symphonies." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Sounds like treble. "With friends like that, who needs enemas?" TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Chamber pot music. "The beauty of old age is not dying your hair." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN You only dye once. "They registered the cows but not the kids." JOHN KIRTLAND, MINNETONKA, MINNESOTA About wife Betty Ann's parents. Talk to the milkman. Click here for more "Favorite Quotes."