"If you can't walk the walk, how do you lead others to water?" SEAN HANNITY, KSTP 1500 commenting on Jesse Jackson. With a white cane. "Intelligence plus character -- that's the true goal of education." DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING whose birthday is January 15th. I voucher for that. "God has no grandchildren.  We are all His children, individually." FR. SHAUGHNESSY, EWTN Does He have favorites? "I think it's time for a haircut.  My ears are beginning to itch." FATHER ELSTAN, INDIAN RIVER, MICHIGAN God has favorites. "There's nothing better than a good cheese curd." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA on her way through Wisconsin. It rhymes with curd. "Travel is the assassin of bigotry." GUS EIFRIG, VICTORIA, MN A new Victoria Lion. You've got intelligence plus character. "It's a good thing I had a railing, so I could hang on as I fell down the steps." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA who slipped on Step #4. Oh, mercy! "I'm a cross between Lily Tomlin and Mother Angelica." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA who was making faces again. And Howdy Doody. "I hate that I always purse my lips." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA as Lily Tomlin does. Try a new handbag. "I want God to answer my prayers right away.  I don't like His dilly dallying around." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Now don't be a brat. "Offense is glitzy during the year, but defense wins championships." ALLAN ORSEN VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about the Super Bowl game. Purse your lips. "God gave us memories so we could have roses in December." LEO CLIFFORD, OFM EWTN And also on Valentine's Day.