"The culture of life replenishes itself. The culture of death emulates itself." ROBERT SIRICO THE ACTON INSTITUTE Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? "The only things we can take credit for are our faults, imperfections, and sins." FR. ANGELUS SHAUGHNESSY, EWTN Cancel my charge card. "Everything else is a handout from God." FR. ANGELUS SHAUGHNESSY, EWTN Poor little sheep "You've had the wool pulled over your eyes so often that you can see through it." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA to the editor. Baaaaa. " ... he said sheepishly." CHUCK SCHMIDT, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA finishing Tom's sentence. Looking for a handout. "Legitimate anger is a positive reaction." DR. ROBERT H. SCHULLER, CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL about the attack on America. Thank you. "How to stay cool? Here's my advice -- take down your pants and slide on the ice." TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Yikes! "I never felt so old as when I reached 78." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Feel someplace else. "I go up next year to 79." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA It's the better direction. "Age is like water.  It turns to wine." MOTHER ANGELICA, IRONDALE, ALABAMA Make mine Cabernet Sauvignon. "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind." JIM LARKIN, CHAMBERLIN, WISCONSIN quoting William Blake, to the editor. And that's a fact. "Women are irrational.  That's all there is to that." JIM LARKIN quoting Professor Higgins, to the editor. The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. "Sometimes I emote first and think later." JIM LARKIN quoting himself. Well flote my bote! "If the electricity stays out too long, I'll be a cold stiff." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA as NSP went out last week. Try a hot brandy.