"I think fat in our body turns into wood 'cause it's so heavy." GERMAINE JESBERG VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Wood you repeat that? "A lot of life is about being a good sport." FATHER BOB WHITE VICTORIA, MINNESOTA And loving the Coach. "I am so weak that I could not resist the urge to prove I was stronger than you." IGNATIUS OF LOYOLA 16TH CENTURY Irony. "I've been trying to give it to Denise for two weeks and she won't take it." TOM STUMPF VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about his bad cold. Put it under the tree. "Let's get more money for the schools so we can have 17 assistant principals." JOE SOUCHERAY KSTP 1500 Highly principled. "We're throwing money at the wrong things. We need to pay teachers." DALE NEEF DEEPHAVEN, MINNESOTA Democrat candidate who ran against Senator Ed Oliver. It's academic. "We're a great country. We just can't count." MOTHER ANGELICA EWTN One for the money, Two for the show. "We're trying to steal it fair and square." DEMOCRAT responding to anchor Tim Russert. So what is the definition of "is"? "You don't need to eat a whole egg to know that it is rotten." RUSH LIMBAUGH KSTP 1500 about the presidential election. Something smells. "Tiger and I have the same initials." Rep. TOM WORKMAN, #43A CHANHASSEN, MINNESOTA Visiting the Victoria Chamber of Commerce. Tiddly Winks "Tiger and I have the same handicap." DALE NEEF DEEPHAVEN, MINNESOTA Democrat candidate for MN State Senate visiting the Victoria Chamber of Commerce. You've got the tiger by the tale. "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased." LUKE 2:14 A Christmas message. And ALL the women?