"It ain't no fashion show on the farm." CHRISTOPHER NORGAARD, NORTHFIELD, MINNESOTA A fashion statement. "She has baked herself into a souffle from hell." FRASER SEITEL, FOX NEWS about much-touted Martha Stewart Sufferin' succotash. "Raspberries are food of the gods." BETTY CLAEYS, GHENT, MINNESOTA After picking a pail full. Loose with Zeus. "We cannot cherish our ignorance." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN Cherish jubilee. "You can't pour perfume on a skunk" FRASER SEITEL, FOX NEWS about Tom Cruise Oh, die Toilette! "You gotta be tough if you're gonna be dumb." CHRISTOPHER NORGAARD, NORTHFIELD, MINNESOTA Nail the bunny. "We would all be saints If it weren't for people." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN Little devils. "Most of us are profoundly influenced by the society we live in." RANDY COHEN, NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE being interviewed on CNN And die in. "Martyrdom is a reward for a job well done." JOHN CORAPI, EWTN Spare me. "There are no luggage racks on a hearse." MITCH PACWA, EWTN His and Hearse. "This is one of the worst Ten weeks in history." CHRIS MATTHEWS, MSNBC referring to a combo of economics, immorality, scandal, and terror. His-story. "If the Pope came to my house, I wouldn't change the sheets." GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA How about your shorts? "They're better spitters than hitters." FR. CONRAN SCHNEIDER, CHASKA, MINNESOTA about the Minnesota Twins. Chewin' em out. "Anybody with two heads is a monster." MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN talking about the church, in particular. A double header. "Vulgarity is not a sin, but it's not very classy." FR. CONRAN SCHNEIDER, CHASKA, MINNESOTA about using certain words. Especially for a lassy. "We can't help it if it snuck up on us a little bit." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNEOTA about vulgarity. Snucking is a sin. "Sometimes I make things up a little bit." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA Liar, Liar, Your pants are on fire. "They don't call her Hot Pants for nothing." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA about Germaine's black shorts almost igniting in the hot sun last month. Is that a saint's name? "I don't like people who are happy 99% of the time." MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA For a different perspective, stand on your head.