"He's almost as nice from the back as from the front."
ALICE LEUTHNER, ST. VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
running her fingers through the back of husband Morrie's hair.
Spring is in the hair.

"Everything is decorated in my favorite colors -
black and white."
FATHER C. BEAUDET, HOLY FAMILY CATHOLIC H.S.
about the tablecloths and napkins at the Spirit of Fire fundraiser.
Love those absolutes.


"Don't you wish Father Bob had perfect ears?"
ALICE LEUTHNER, ST. VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
meaning to have said "eyes."
Eye certainly do.

"Don't worry about it.  When people are talking about you, they're not talking about anybody else."
MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
to Germaine.
Hear, ye!  Hear, ye!


"I don't think I have to be preached when I'm not in church."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
to Mary Moore.
Frank incensed.

"She's got the head of a melon and the face of a collie."
MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about a melancholy gal.
You are wicked.

"If evil is not met with love, it continues to exist."
DR. PETER DANGAARD-HANSEN, PSYCHOLOGIST
speaking at St. Victoria.
Hate what is evil. (Romans 12:9)

"Please, God, make me thin.  If you can't, make my friends fat."
MARY MOORE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
You better get to confession.

"There's no firemen where you're going, Sweetheart."
MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN
to an unrepentant sinner.
Bring your own ladder.

"The drunker I stand here, the longer I get."
TOM STUMPF, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
at the Victoria House.
Bring two ladders.

"Can you tell me what they're celebrating?"
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
about tablewaiters at the Victoria House, all dressed in green on March 17th.
Life on the rocks.

"How I must try your patience."
GERMAINE JESBERG, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
to the editor.
It's my penance.

"Why do penance in Lent?  I do penance all year 'round."
ED VANDERLINDE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
On pence and needles.

"I always tried to do the best I could.  That's not always
the easy way to be."
ED VANDERLINDE, VICTORIA, MINNESOTA
looking back on his life.
Love you, Ed.

"Multiculturalists are people who have failed
to meet their own expectations."
RUSH LIMBAUGH, KSTP 1500
It's the easy way to be.

"Heaven does not come cheap.  Only Hell does."
MOTHER ANGELICA, EWTN
Sing a song of six penance.

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